An IRC Chat Session
..of particular note


Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1998 00:32:49 -0800
Channel #Art_Bell

where is rangerx?

   Dr_Blue: way to go ranger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rayvyn: live hehe ok

 Capn_Qirk: katy- If you know what other "female family member" he could
have been referring to, I'd like to know

  KatyKiwi: WOW!!!!!! RANGER!!!!!! WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!

     elvid: AW REEET RANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 comatoast: she's a val girl, like ya know?

  Cyclone-: RangerX: Are you Ed Dames?

 LiveDeviL: Long Call

 Capn_Qirk: ---------------ALL HAIL RANGER-X!!!

    gilees: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

   RangerX: my head sure got bit off

 Capn_Qirk: ---------------ALL HAIL RANGER-X!!!

 Capn_Qirk: ---------------ALL HAIL RANGER-X!!!

            snuk bows to hail RangerX

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: what a call!!!

 Capn_Qirk: ---------------ALL HAIL RANGER-X!!!

 Capn_Qirk: ---------------ALL HAIL RANGER-X!!!

   RangerX: Yes, I am ed dames

   Florida: pretty freakin' cool, ranger!

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  KatyKiwi: HAIL HAIL RANGER

    panini: Ranger: Art sure showed u! :)

 ResignCow: good call ranger

            snuk votes for Ranger as AB VIP for the night.

  Cyclone-: RangerX pissed Art off. lol

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: that was teh longest guest call Art ever had

    Rayvyn: hey rangerx

 HighPlain: gosh, pretty good RX

 VoDoChile: Ranger, I bow to you tonight!

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   RangerX: panini, bah, art just has the kill button, I gotta hang back

  KatyKiwi: Ranger is Pres of the Ab channel

 Digital-C: call in as Ed Dames from California next time Ranger

   RangerX: if I had a kill button for art...well....it'd be different

 comatoast: weird weather is not what RCH predicted, if only he knew

   Dr_Blue: dig, ha

    panini: lol

    Rayvyn: ranger when did you get on?

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: you were great

 HighPlain: excellent work RX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    steveo: what did art just say about oates.. i just caught the last
10 seconds..

  KatyKiwi: Ray were you listening?

 yordemise: katykiwi answer da' chat

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 ResignCow: ranger was on nearly as long as Hoagie

 HighPlain: longest call in history

    Rayvyn: no i just turned art on

            elvid tosse a brew to rangerX

 HighPlain: far f....... out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   RangerX: in history? it'd have to be longer than 6 minutes

 VoDoChile: Ranger, you stirred it up!!

  KatyKiwi: wait one minute casue I have to congratulate Ranger

            RangerX bows

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            KatyKiwi applauds ranger

   Dr_Blue: no, longest was the religous zealot

  antodyne: wahoo!

 comatoast: Oates really chaps Art, and he has been silent about it
until this caller tonite, asked him about it

            Ebony ranger, that was YOU????

   Florida: even if he IS a foreigner.....

  KatyKiwi: Ranger it was the best!!

 Capn_Qirk: RANGER I thought you were going to make Art quit again!! I
could just see Art say, "Fuck this!", tear off his headphones, and stomp
out, never to return. Then we'd have to kill you

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 HighPlain: lol

 VoDoChile: Lol

   Dr_Blue: cap, lol

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  KatyKiwi: you got somethign out of Art that no one else oculd

      snuk: Art broke his arm, and they set his elbow cast at 19.5
degrees.

 ResignCow: art was near tears

 HighPlain: actually amazing

 LiveDeviL: hahaha

  Cyclone-: comatoast: The caller was RangerX

    Rayvyn: damn i missed it

 Digital-C: "you want to know about Oates? I'll tell you about fucking
Oates!"

 comatoast: really

  antodyne: Qirk, we would all still have each other!

   RangerX: yes it was me

    steveo: do tell digital

      snuk: capn makes me laugh. Coke comes out of nostrils. Now there's
a reversal.

     Ebony: Ranger: I missed the first part of your call. Can you repeat
what you asked him?

 BENt_lurk: .

   RangerX: Ebony, uh...not really

  KatyKiwi: Eb: he took ARt on

 HighPlain: should have recorded it

  KatyKiwi: it was great!!!!!

 comatoast: I think that Oates blames Art for his place being burned
down

 HighPlain: tremendous

   RangerX: it'll be in the audio archives

 VoDoChile: Ranger, it is your duty to call in every night now and piss
Art off

 BENt_lurk: __

    Rayvyn: i'm gonna listen to the replay tomorrow

  KatyKiwi: HP the show is on archives

     libel: Please send the following letter to Art Bell
([email protected]) and Keith Rowland ([email protected] )

     libel:

      snuk: Oates burned his house down to get a new Mac powerbook.

 Digital-C: really good job telling him if he didn't think it was Oates,
why put his name there

 BENt_lurk: __

 Digital-C: you could hear Art was trapped

   RangerX: yes, I thought it was good

     libel:

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: you did not back down one bit & you really thought
on your feet

     Ebony: y'all seen this?
http://bbs.rowlandnet.com/cgi-bin/WebX?14@@.ee6c827/43

            HighPlain and the Gaurd bow the RangerX Dude

 HighPlain: to

 Digital-C: Art should have just admitted he thinks it was Oates and
left it at that

      snuk: If Art does a flying leap off the sundeck during the news
break, let's all blame Ranger.

     libel: Art will be sued for libel.

  antodyne: lol

     Ebony: courtesy of beecher and owjiii

     libel: Art will be sued for libel.

     libel: Art will be sued for libel.

 VoDoChile: you made him admit the shit, he was hiding behind web pages,
but now everyone knows!!

     libel: Art will be sued for libel.

     libel: Art will be sued for libel.

     libel: Art will be sued for libel.

     libel: Art will be sued for libel.

 LiveDeviL: nah they'll settle

 ResignCow: plz stop libel

     Ebony: why would art speculate?

   Florida: see how long the comment stays on the web page

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 comatoast: in your behalf?? libel? "for libel"?

 VoDoChile: save it

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: you were really great

 VoDoChile: I have to save that page

     Ebony: What was the real falling out? was it that simple?

 Digital-C: Oates said he'd tell you about the Bell fallout if you
e-mailed him a while back. anyone ever get a reply? compare with what
Bell said

   RangerX: well, I wonder if oates will reverse me!

   RangerX: HEY, THAT COULD HAPPENED

    panini: the bottom line is, Oates will never return to artbell show

 HighPlain: This room is so much better than the show!

  KatyKiwi: Digit: did you email Oates?

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 LiveDeviL: panini: thats good

 LiveDeviL: reverse speech was so fake

      snuk: Eb, I believe it happened about the time Oates got his guest
shot on some talk show. Probably all a publicity gimmick.

 Digital-C: hell no. Oates annoys me

  KatyKiwi: panini: thats right

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   RangerX: if oates reverses me....well...that'd be the bomb

 comatoast: I have sci-kick powers and they tell me that Oates and Bell
are poison

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: yes oates should reverse you!!!!!!!

 HighPlain: your presentation was logical

  KatyKiwi: LOL

 HighPlain: your process was orderly

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: I am so impressed

 HighPlain: your delivery was excellent

    panini: maybe art should have skarlet on instead, hehe!

  KatyKiwi: and he was not at all flustered

 LiveDeviL: i'm glad you got that question out

   Florida: katy, get your tongue out of ranger's mouth!

 HighPlain: your follow up was well timed

 LiveDeviL: i thought you would be gone fast

 Digital-C: I bet Art hates Oates more than ever now. the way you were
talking to him, it sounded like you were friends with Oates. Art
probably thinks you were asked to call

  antodyne: art had to make fun of ranger's accent

   RangerX: what?

 HighPlain: he know you had your oars in the water

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: you are ready to launch your radio sex talk show

    panini: yeah Art made fun of ur Canadian accent

     Ebony: Ranger: what prompted you to call?

  KatyKiwi: when?

 comatoast: I downloaded all the new MJ12 docs. Haven't printed them yet
tho'

 HighPlain: go R go

  KatyKiwi: I did not hear that

  antodyne: he said 'oat' for out

   RangerX: art made fun of me?

 HighPlain: nor did i

    panini: Ranger: yup!

 Digital-C: OH MY GOD! ART HAS A GUN TO HIS HEAD ON THE STUDIO CAM!

            Area^51 wants to thank RangetX for an excellent presentation
of questions to Art Bell.

   RangerX: well...

    steveo: ha

 HighPlain: i don't think so rx

 ResignCow: art mentioned the canadian accent by mimicry

     Ebony: Ranger: you sounded American to me

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: listen to the archives...I did not hear anythign
like that

   RangerX: I will tomorrow

    panini: Katy: u missed it... I caught it

 VoDoChile: Ranger sounded really Canadian to me

   Florida: will you people get over this?   ranger's a foreigner, you
know

    _Pain_: ranger: he did, he made fun of how you said out

    steveo: Canadians kick ass BTW

 ResignCow: ranger has a pronounced canadian accent eh

 comatoast: I hate reading most documents on a screen, most of all
Acrobat docs

  KatyKiwi: lets all give ranger a cheer

  KatyKiwi: YAYYYYYYYYYYY

     Ebony: Ranger: are you Canadian?

   RangerX: yes

     Ebony: where from

 LiveDeviL: ranger: how long were u on wait?

 Digital-C: boooooo. piss him off more next time

            snuk thinks Canadians are smart.

 anomalous: canadian women are the best

 HighPlain: Hip Hip

 LiveDeviL: ranger: how long were u on hold

   Area^51: Art Bell is not very clear minded for someone that has been
through a "terrible event"

   RangerX: HE MADE FUN OF ME???

  KatyKiwi: Live: it was a loooon gitme

            steveo from Vancouver

    panini: when Ranger pronounced "about" like "aboot" Art made fun of
that

  antodyne: yippeeeeeeee rangerx!!!!

 Digital-C: I want Art so pissed he cusses

 Digital-C: you can do better

            Ebony assures ranger that Art did not make fun of him

 HighPlain: no RX, I don't think so

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            steveo home of millenium.. and sadly x-home of the x-files

    _Pain_: panini: yea, that was it

  KatyKiwi: Live: it was the longest caller call Art ever took

            antodyne heard it

   Area^51: Yes, we need to continue to break Bell down.  He is not the
man he used to be.

            KatyKiwi did not hear it

   Area^51: He is on the take.

   RangerX: I will have arts blood if thats the case, I am not one to
'let things lie' as he said sorta

 Digital-C: Art on the raw feed still sounding kinda pissed

   Area^51: It's all about money now...

    Rayvyn: at what time did the call happen?

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: call again & get Art to say why he quit

 HighPlain: Regardless it was a great call

 VoDoChile: Ranger, you need to use Ranger as your on air name

   Florida: yeah, art made a comment about aboot.  it was his way of
calling ranger a foreigner

    panini: lol, yeah

 ResignCow: don't sweat the 'aboot' stuff

  KatyKiwi: Ray: within the last half hour

   Area^51: Ed Dames reversals must be damn good.

 LiveDeviL: say hi to your irc firends

    steveo: shit do i have to wait till tomorrow for Broadcast.com to
archive that call??

  antodyne: make a note of the date y'all, it will be archived won't it?

      snuk: Art mocked you, Ranger. "Aboot" was a slur against all
Canadians. Well, Newfies, anyway.

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 TwoKnives: Howdy Partners...

    Rayvyn: thanx kati

 comatoast: Art needs to ask EACH and EVERY GUEST if they will take a
POLYGRAPH TEST before the show, to avoid wasting our time.

   RangerX: I am not a newfie

 comatoast: PLEEZ

   Florida: ranger is a newfie?

    panini: Art thought he got the better of Ranger

 HighPlain: no way

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 LiveDeviL: good point comatoast

 Digital-C: I guarantee Art uses the tester on his guests

  KatyKiwi: Hi Two...did you hear Ranger on Art's show?

 LiveDeviL: but thats a loota money

 HighPlain: RX had him against the wall

    steveo: Ranger where is ya man

 ResignCow: panini - agreed, art thinks he won that one

  KatyKiwi: no way...Ranger got to Art

 VoDoChile: Art was never gonna mention oates

  antodyne: way...

 LiveDeviL: art was about to leave the air again

  KatyKiwi: and Ranger got it out of Art

 Digital-C: call again!

      snuk: Yeah, well if Art things the Filipinos were pissed off with
his Usenet posting, wait'll the fishermen get a load of Art's mockery of
their colloquialism.

  KatyKiwi: call & ask Art why he quit

 comatoast: I don't believe in purely voice stress recognition software

   RangerX: Digital-C, tomorrow if I find he really knocked me

 LiveDeviL: snuk: he didn't mean anything by it

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  antodyne: check the archive ranger.

 Digital-C: he just made fun of how you pronounced a word I think

    steveo: exactly how long was rangers call

  KatyKiwi: steveo: a long time

 HighPlain: several minutes

    steveo: HA!

  KatyKiwi: the longest call in call

            snuk is not really upset, just stirring the muck.

  antodyne: 4-5 minutes ireckon

 VoDoChile: it was the first call of the night

 HighPlain: about 5

  KatyKiwi: anto: I think laonger

   RangerX: I had a over 6 minute call once

  KatyKiwi: it was along call

  antodyne: i wasn't counting

 ResignCow: art did not make any particular big deal aboot ranger's
accent.  forget aboot it eh

 Digital-C: everyone just call Art's international line

     Ebony: Ranger: where do you live in Canada?

 LiveDeviL: he likes to put international on first?

   RangerX: regina,sk

     Ebony: yeah for saskatchewan

 HighPlain: I'm geting tired of these documents and all of this bs

 VoDoChile: everytime the international phone rings he hopes it is from
zimbabwe or somewhere far away

 comatoast: If you call the international line be prepared to answer
what station you listen to, always answer broadcast.com

     Ebony: it must be damn hard to get through those lines

 Digital-C: Art just said "that bastard canadian pissed me off" on the
raw feed

 HighPlain: good point ct

 VoDoChile: I wish he did

  KatyKiwi: Digit...stop

   RangerX: Digital-C, really? im listening to that...

    steveo: digitals full of shit

    steveo: haha

    steveo: :)

 Digital-C: party pooper :(

 Capn_Qirk: I mean, it's not like he mentioned "beer' or "backbacon". He
slipped in a few "eh?"s, tho

      snuk: On the international line, you're on the air... "Hi Art, Syd
calling from Windsor, Ontario..." Gee, don't max out the satellites.

    Rayvyn: i had a 10 minute call with ray taliaferro once. i had a
good argument with ray.

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: you were great

  antodyne: digi...HE DID NOT?!?!?.....

 Digital-C: I'm suprised he didn't hang up earlier

            RangerX is all sad now

 HighPlain: me too

  KatyKiwi: Digit: so am I

 Digital-C: he was tempted you could tell

 VoDoChile: you got 4 questions in

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: why?

   RangerX: did he knock my 'accent' on air?

    Rayvyn: damn i can't wait to hear it

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: I did not hear that

    panini: yeah Art has a private chukcle or two...

 Digital-C: everytime he was going to hang up the phone, ranger spoke up
so he couldn't

     Ebony: well art sure likes those metaphors when they apply to him!

 HighPlain: assures RX that he was not slammed by Art!!!

   Area^51: Everyone send hate email to Art.  He deserves it tonight.

    panini: had

 ResignCow: ranger - he did a little, but no big deal, forget about it

    steveo: Ranger you going for the Rangers? how bout Nedved.. jeez
what a twit

    panini: Ranger: forget aboot it :)

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: you got to Art like I never heard anyone ever do

   RangerX: I gotta get in touch with rense, and talk to him on air
tomorrow

   RangerX: be all sad

     Ebony: lately it's all hoager and dames

 Digital-C: you said a word with a canadian accent, he corrected you and
chuckled, and you continued

  antodyne: art didn't knock yer accent, he just repeated 'oat' after/
during a comment you made, ranger

  antodyne: it went by pretty quick

   RangerX: atleast I gave oates some stuff to reverse

   Area^51: Art Knocked Canadians dialect in a hateful manner just like
he did the Phillippineos

   RangerX: did he bleep me at all?

  KatyKiwi: Ranger: I am telling you ..you were GREAT

            Ebony wants Ranger to know you livened a dull show up!

            HighPlain thinks it was a fun and neat and enjoyable call!

  antodyne: that you did ranger!

  KatyKiwi: no bleeps

 LiveDeviL: no he did not Area51

 ResignCow: ranger - no bleeps

 Digital-C: wish I could have saw Art on the studio cam during the call

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 VoDoChile: Ranger, fake some hate mail to a canadian newsgroup

   Florida: i can imagine what oates will find reversing ranger..."i'm a
foreigner... i'm a foreigner"

            snuk was offended by Art's disparaging treatment of a
Canadian caller.

  KatyKiwi: Art was probably bright red during the call

   RangerX: good

 symmetric: art is high tech

   RangerX: VoDoChile, yes!

  KatyKiwi: snuk: fax ART

  antodyne: lol, vudo

   Area^51: How about a page devoted to the call?  That would be cool.


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